WELCOME!! If there are, in fact, billions of other civilizations, where does that leave our celebrities? If worth is measured on a sliding scale of recognition, what would it mean it we were all suddenly obscure? How would we know our place? What if I'd wasted my entire life comparing myself with people who didn't really matter? Try as I might, I still can't wrap my mind around it. David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy &Denim Welcome to the eighth annual Real Best of Lexington. The "Real" was a necessary qualifier in the first year, because everybody (radio, tv, Ham Radio operators, etc) was doing some sort of Best of the Bluegrass poll. Then they died down, and in 2002, resurfacedwith billboards all over town suddenly proclaiming that somebody was the best at something, as measured (in the fine print) by the 4.5 readers of some thrifty shopper, ad-rag, web-zine, or the sporadic newsletter occasionally xeroxed and distributed up and down the railroad tracks by the one-string banjo player who lives in a nearby parking lot and resides under our cars. The other qualifications that apply to "real" is that the poll reflects the votes of real readersas determined by their ability to find any Ace during the month of August (the ballot is published in every edition); complete 50 percent of the categories; fold it; put it in an envelope; and mail it to us. (Online voting was eliminated a few years ago because of the spectacular attempts at fraud.) By next year, perhaps we'll have those thought portals installed in the base of every readers' skull, and the whole process will become still more efficient. As for this year, we thank the Interns right down to the bloody nubs of their fingertips and the well-worn beads of their trusty abacus. They remain stalwart bastions of bribe-proof integrity (it helps that they're so new in town that they don't understand most of the categories, much less know the contenders). Undoubtedly, there will still be protests by torch-wielding villagers (there always are)but again, as alwaysthe staff doesn't get a vote. Just the readers. We only hope as many of them vote for President as participated in the readers' poll. As for the categories you may miss this year (from pancakes to barbecue to banking....) three consecutive wins means the category is retired, at least for a time, to make room for some new faces. (We're not even sure Billy's has enough wall-space to display one more winner's certificate in the BBQ field.) We're happy to be celebrating the Best of Lexington on September 15thin our 15th anniversary yeargrateful for consistently having the best readers in town.n Yer Pals at Ace Weekly ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Best art gallery Best visual art exhibit in last year Best photographer (artistic) Best local visual artist Best book by a Kentuckian in last year Best local theater production (in last year) Best new local CD Best local band due for a national breakout BEAUTY, HEALTH & FITNESS Best Hair Salon Best manicure/pedicure Best wax job Best spa Best gym Best massage (legal please) Best permanent hair removal Best plastic surgeon Best shrink EAT & DRINK Best new restaurant Best date restaurant Best ethnic fare Best happy hour Best caterer Best dive Best restaurant server Best veggie-friendly restaurant Best cup of coffee in town Best ice cream Best Kentucky bourbon Best smoking patio Best role model for a Lexington restaurant (list name of restaurant, and city)
THE GOODS Best new store (opened in last year) Best auto dealer Best used/neighborhood bookstore Best place to buy/sell used music Best womens clothing Best mens clothing Best eclectic/artsy/funky jewelry Best fine jewelry Best gift shop Best store you wish Lexington had
HOME & GARDEN Best architectural firm Best interior designer Best Landscape Architect/Garden Designer Best contemporary/modern furnishings Best antiques Best Plumber Best Home Inspector Best general contractor Best honest roofer Best realtor Best Luxury apartment community SERVICES & PROFESSIONALS Best veterinarian Best law firm Best tattoo artist Best florist Best CPA Best mechanic Best ISP SEX & THE CITY Best eligible Best power couple Sexiest local band Sexiest local news anchor (male) Sexiest local news anchor (female) Sexiest radio personality (male) Sexiest radio personality (female) Sexiest elected official LOCAL COLOR: (PEOPLE & PLACES) Best use for Lexington Malls current carapace Best thing to happen to downtown this year Best thing to happen to the suburbs this year Best local politician you love-to-hate Best council member Best state legislator Best charity / nonprofit Best idea youd like to share with LFUCG MEDIA Best public access show Best evening newscast Best news Hair Best local meteorologist Best local radio talk show Best DJ Best radio station Best new phonebook Best ACE cover story in last year
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