Hoodwinked again?! #funnelcakefail

Hoodwinked again?! #funnelcakefail


First, There are no funnel cakes at MayFest, despite promises and a map outlining their location, provided to Ace earlier in the week.

Second, how are Mayor Newberry and Dudley Webb to blame for this travesty?

That remains to be seen.

For now, the Readers must be allowed to grieve.

1. Denial
There must be funnel cakes.
Maybe they’ve just moved them?

2. Anger
Where’s our motherfu…nnel cakes?!

3. Bargaining
What do we want?!
Funnel cakes!

When do we want ’em?!

Look, just give us the funnel cakes and nobody has to get hurt.
4. Depression

Time to take…
… to our collective beds.
5. Acceptance
Ace will make our OWN damn funnel cakes. Maybe the Biggest Funnel Cake in the World. ‘Cause this story ain’t over yet. It’s still being topped off, on twitter.


  1. […] Food trucks here occupied a tenuous, precarious Private-Property-Only position long before a Task Force was formed a year ago (April 20, 2011) to deal with their status. The Itinerant Merchant Task Force grew out of west Lexington’s complaints about mobile tacos, but soon morphed to address the much larger issue of mobile food vendors who want to exist as a permanent part of our community, outside the confines of fair food and funnelcakes. […]