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X-Ecuted No. Im not going to review Los Lonely Boys. You all went to that show anyway, I couldnt even get no stinking ticket, man. But I did go see the X-Ecutioners last Thursday. Yep, me and all the dopest white kids in Lexington, sporting their brand new jerseys and trucker hats. (Nothing says hip-hop like an Ashton Kutcher hat). The Wylde Bunch opened for the accomplished DJs sending many hands into the air to raise the roof. The They were followed by, Northstate, three chicks from Long Island who rapped. I know what you are thinking, next came the four horsemen of the apocalypse, flames, damnation, and the beg Face it, girl Beastie Boyz knock-offs are way better than the possible alternative, lets say, girl Menudo knock-offs. When brainstorming of ways to set their performance apart, my friends suggested that they have a vicious pillow fight in the middle of the set. (Time to get new friends is right). I am looking forward to their Eight Mile, depicting the trials and tribulations in their struggle to break out of the mall. And now for the main event, The X-Ecutioners. Their turn tables were set up side by side, with Rob Swift in the middle, and Grandmaster Roc Raida and Total Eclipse flanking each side. For those of you who dont know, DJs use their turntables as instruments, continuously mixing, and remixing beats to perform a whole new song out of a lot of different songs. The records they used went from Little Kim to Rob Base, and countless other recognizable beats, both past and present. I now will attempt to be-box their sounds individually so you can meld them together in your brain. Rob Swift was like, whacka-whacka-wiggity-wack-wack. Then Roc Raida was like chicka-chicka-chicka-wow-chicka-wow. And then Total Eclipse came in and he was like, bow-whack-bow-whack-bow- Their show was as physically challenging as it was musically talented. For those of you who think that spinning records is as simple as playing them, youre completely wrong and I pity you. It was a show to see. If they ever come back it is definitely worth the cover. And if you dont know , now you know. n
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