Episode 4 began with most of the bakers expressing disappointment that Paul Conti had continued to fight another day, and the mystery: Where’s Garrett? Spoiler alert: stop reading right now if you don’t want to know the outcome of Episodes 1, Episode 2, or Episode 3. Louisville’s Ashley Holt describes him as “obnoxious…just plain annoying to be around.”buy valium online
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Paul isn’t going anywhere tonight, and Garrett is just offscreen having an anxiety attack. Cake Boss Buddy Velastro makes a concerned call to Garrett’s mother on-camera, and she doesn’t seem surprised that he’s a little high-strung, but nothing gets resolved this episode. (There is a much, much darker subtext that viewers are probably afraid of whenever a Next Great Baker contestant goes missing, but that’s a different discussion.)buy xanax without prescription
As always, the Baker’s Challenge begins with a Product Placement: this week, the 100 year anniversary of Oreo Cookies. (“The first Oreo cookies were sold in Hoboken, New Jersey!”) The challenge: take 100 Oreo cookies in 90 minutes and use them all up making as many different desserts as possible.buy tramadol without prescription
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Peter introduces his backstory by saying, at 21, he doesn’t have a backstory. He’s just there with his dreams, and in a sharp dig at fellow contestants, “I don’t have kids…I own my own failing bakery…I have dreams. That’s what’s at stake for me.”valium for sale
Over on the opposing team, Letty, again with the bark? (Anybody can make bark.) Jen makes the “cup of dirt” (mousse topped with ground Oreos, as commonly found at kids’ birthday parties). Buddy unexpectedly raves, “I like it. Not too rich. And I like the way that you pulverized Oreos; it’s almost like a powder. And it feels good on your palate.” He also says, “I’m enjoying the bark.” (?!) The only thing he really doesn’t like in this round is Chris Luna’s butterscotch Oreo truffle.buy phentermine online
The MVP winner (with a year’s supply of Oreos) is… Louisville’s Ashley Holt. Cut to Jess jazz-hands-ing, “Surprise,” and Gretel-Ann sniping, “Ashley is a strong competitor, but there’s just something inside me that tells me she’s going to drop the ball.”buy ambien no prescription
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Next: Jess gets accidentally beaned in the face with a pipe, promptly responding (obviously having watched many a reality-food competition), “can I please stay and work on my cake?” (Only sissies agree to ambulances.)
As the cakes are wrapped up, Ashley and Chad skirmish over a “don’t touch me” incident, and then the action moves to the Friars’ Club.
“Good Sport” doesn’t even begin to cover it. As Leifer told the crowd, “if you’re looking to raise your self-esteem, I would not get a life size cake made…”
But Team Carol takes the win, and Louisville’s Ashley Holt goes home with another victory in her pocket.
Poor Jess and her jazz hands must hit the road in the box truck.
Tune in next week, for another round of: Where’s Garrett?
(And for the fans who are asking: James Brown’s surgery is scheduled for 2013. His statement to TLC viewers is: “Thank you to everyone for the outpouring of support. Together with my family, I have been focused on my health and am working with my doctors to prepare for surgery to remove the tumor, which will happen early next year. Thought it’s been a difficult time, I feel fortunate to have the encouragement of the fans, Buddy, and the entire NEXT GREAT BAKER team helping me through this journey.” We’ll be posting a followup interview with Mr. Brown soon.)