First, There are no funnel cakes at MayFest, despite promises and a map outlining their location, provided to Ace earlier in the week.
Second, how are Mayor Newberry and Dudley Webb to blame for this travesty?
That remains to be seen.
For now, the Readers must be allowed to grieve.
Ace will make our OWN damn funnel cakes. Maybe the Biggest Funnel Cake in the World. ‘Cause this story ain’t over yet. It’s still being topped off, on twitter.