RECIPE FOR: "imPEACH-newBERRY POLITIC PIE"

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by David Schankula

Last Sunday’s Hairy-Liberal had a series of Letters to the Editor about CentrePointe and the mystery of the dead investor. They’re all worth reading, but Robert Clark, of Lexington, was certainly the winner…

RECIPE FOR: “imPEACH-newBERRY POLITIC PIE”
ADD THE FOLLOWING:
  • 2-Cups of Crumbled Webb Promises.
  • 1-Quart of Sewer Water Drainage Issues.
  • 4-Tbs. of Airport Management Negligence.
  • 6 or 7 Buildings Where ‘Nothing’ of Consequence Ever Happened.
  • 47-Chips of Affordable Housing Trust Fund Committee (hand-picked,of course.)

MIX in a Large Hole in Downtown Lexington.

COAT With a Dusting of a Large Carbon Footprint.

BAKE Until Vice Mayor Gray Takes the Spoon of Control.

  • Kim Thomas

    This is fantastic! Sounds like a great recipe to go along with Fiasco Fondue. Can be served cold and muddy, I suppose?



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