Caption This Photo! Mustache Audit (airport)

By · December 23, 2008 · 13 Comments
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The Year of the Mustache? We think not. Caption this Photo.

  • Anonymous

    we had a long discussion and a lot of things were discussed? Amazing. Sounds like He and Bush were separated at birth, single egg split…

    I might title the photo
    “I am the terrorist your mother warned you about” or “I worked at the airport because otherwise they wouldn’t let me fly” or “it’s not simply a moustache. It’s a disguise and a way of life.”

  • Anonymous

    The stand alone mustache… Can it make a comeback, or will it always conjure up visions of 70s porn.

  • Anonymous

    Since Director Gobb has been traveling so much, I can only conclude that he uses his job as a cover for his nefarious CIA missions…His stache is essential to his cover but keeps confusing his enemies…or even disarms them by provoking fits of laughter…
    Caption: Gobbledyspookstache.

  • Karen Smither

    “If basketball was all there was to life, you’d be set.”
    - Magnum, P.I.

  • javasandy

    Seems mustaches are making a come back… check out what the 49er’s are doing (…besides losing)

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3789504

  • james

    …..with his clipped mustache and his whiskey-coated growl and his steely self-assurance, is an aristocrat of sleaze.”
    David Ansen

  • Anonymous

    That mustache is probably essential to the smooth operation and financial well-being of the airport. Please don’t encourage this mockery of the mustache. Besides, it will probably be the next airport director.

  • Anonymous

    ….and mark spitz…. separated at birth?

  • Kevin D

    “So, ladies and gentlemen… if I say that I am an oil man, you will agree.”

    Although, now that the resignation is in place, might go with:
    “I’m finished.”

  • Anonymous

    Simon Barr Sinister called, and he wants his look back.

  • Anonymous

    He thought it was an “Air Strip” club. It was really official business.

  • Anonymous

    I believe we’re all jumping to conclusions much too quickly. After all, there are thousands of reasons they may have been in a club. Perhaps they were considering the purchase of a new pole for the Airport Fire Dept. Maybe the club management was discussing the possibility of opening a franchise operation in the Airport bringing thousands of tourist dollars into the terminal. Maybe they were studying runway lighting that would allow pilots to more easily determine which runway they were on during periods of limited visibility.
    All of these improvements to the airport are possible if we just trust the mustache and let it do its job.

  • Anonymous

    Secret source, known only as “Deep Lip” exposes Mustache-Gate Scandal at Bluegrass Field.

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