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Since this is our annual health and fitness issue, I’m sharing my bastardized recipe for Hoppin’ John below. First, because it’s lucky, and we all need that. Second, if you are trying to lose weight, it’s pretty healthy (if you leave off the sour cream and cheese).klonopin online pharmacy
Non-Traditional (but still lucky) Hoppin’ John
You will need
An assortment of your favorite dried legumes, I use:
brown crowder peas (good luck finding them; I get them from my dad)
2 cups raw Texmati rice (if you’re feeding a horde)
Pluto’s Caribbean Bliss (you can order it from Southern Seasons)
Any kind of coconut liquor (liqueur, um, whatever)
large yellow onion
several cloves garlic (preferably Blue Moon)
assorted dried hot peppers
You will not need
hamhocks (because that’s just disgusting)
homemade salsa (too complex to go into here)
shredded jack cheese
First, you have to “look” the beans and peas the night before, as my grandmother would say. Put them on a cookie sheet and sort out all the dust, rocks, pebbles, and any other extras that don’t seem to belong. Then dump the beans into a giant mixing bowl; fill to the top with water; soak overnight.
Get up at about 5 or 6 a.m. (for this phase of the recipe, I’ve found that it’s helpful to have two large dogs who will lick your face until you get out of bed). Then put on the beans. Bring them to a hard boil (uncovered) for about five minutes. Squeeze one whole lime into the pot (then throw the lime in). Toss in a few bay leaves. Sprinkle with Caribbean Bliss. Add in about a quarter cup of coconut liquor. Then take the pot down to a low simmer (covered) for several hours.
Prepare the Texmati rice (according to the package directions). Then sweat the onion and garlic (“sweat” means until translucent; don’t brown) and hot peppers with bay leaves in a large skillet with some olive oil. Toss about half the contents of this skillet into the beanpot. When the rice is cooked, throw it into the skillet with the leftovers and stir thoroughly.
Some Hoppin’ John enthusiasts advocate cooking the beans and rice all together. You can do that, but it’s ugly.
Better to serve the rice in one big bowl, and the beans in a nice big tureen with a ladle (remove the limes and bay leaves, and garnish with fresh lime slices). Let everyone help themselves from there, and pick the toppings they like.